Eighties Enthusiast Gifts

"It's a shame you missed the eighties."

Man sees 'Back to the Eighties' poster, says "OMD!"

"Damn it, the eighties are over!"

What Did You Do During the Culture War, Daddy?

Haven't you heard? Shoulder pads are on the way out.

"...Even Death himself went through a 'Glam Reaper' phase."

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

'I'm too hot to trot.'

"I'm trying to lure in Generation X-ers. They're the new sandwich generation. They're sandwiched between caring for their kids and caring for their parents. So they drink lots and lots of coffee."

Old hippie gives peace sign.

Yoko Ono

George Michael

How hit songs get their names

Madonna

"Norman still has seventies flashbacks sometimes."

Harrison Ford, no question. Tom Selleck, without a doubt. I don't care if they did offer Selleck the role first, Ford was a much better "Indiana Jones." Ford was ok, but his character was less than manly. What are you talking about? That's ridiculous! Harrison Ford was the definition of eighties manliness! You're telling me the "definition of eighties manliness" could run around the world for weeks and months at a time ... and never once grow anything more than a little stubble? I think maybe yo

Ron and Nancy Reagan.

Skater dude.

Boy George.

The 80's boombox guy in the 21 century

"Er! Exactly when was this 'dress for success' book you've been reading written?"

"It's me. I was going through a 'Bon Jovi Phase.'"

Music. Sale Pop. Sale Bin. Wow! They're practically giving away these CD's from the 80's! Cher prices have plummeted!

"Don't go all retro on me - we're supposed to keep moving forwards."

"There's a rumor going around that the 90's are back."

'Not the Adam Ant!'

"You know what they say: if you can remember the Sixties then talk about them endlessly on BBC Four documentaries."

'Is there a doctor in the house other than Doctor Love?'

70s Night.

Bell Bottom Pants

"We built this city on rock and roll which was a mistake."

"Today the American public at long last O.D.'d on Pee-wee Herman, briefly settled its attention on Bruce Willis, then finally decided to embrace an all-new, revitalized, state-of-the-art Richard Nixon."

Spare a quid for an old hippy, man?

'Ha! Call that music?.. You should have been around during the sixties, when the Pied Piper played the Cavern club.'

"Forget it, Jake. It's Funkytown."