Eighties Enthusiast T-Shirts

"It's a shame you missed the eighties."

Man sees 'Back to the Eighties' poster, says "OMD!"

"Damn it, the eighties are over!"

Haven't you heard? Shoulder pads are on the way out.

"...Even Death himself went through a 'Glam Reaper' phase."

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

'I'm too hot to trot.'

"I'm trying to lure in Generation X-ers. They're the new sandwich generation. They're sandwiched between caring for their kids and caring for their parents. So they drink lots and lots of coffee."

Old hippie gives peace sign.

"Norman still has seventies flashbacks sometimes."

Ron and Nancy Reagan.

Skater dude.

"It's me. I was going through a 'Bon Jovi Phase.'"

"Er! Exactly when was this 'dress for success' book you've been reading written?"

"Don't go all retro on me - we're supposed to keep moving forwards."

"We built this city on rock and roll which was a mistake."

70s Night.

"You know what they say: if you can remember the Sixties then talk about them endlessly on BBC Four documentaries."

'Is there a doctor in the house other than Doctor Love?'

"There's a rumor going around that the 90's are back."

"Today the American public at long last O.D.'d on Pee-wee Herman, briefly settled its attention on Bruce Willis, then finally decided to embrace an all-new, revitalized, state-of-the-art Richard Nixon."

Spare a quid for an old hippy, man?

'Ha! Call that music?.. You should have been around during the sixties, when the Pied Piper played the Cavern club.'

"Forget it, Jake. It's Funkytown."

"It's that scratch music."

New York, London, Paris, Munich, Everybody Talk About Pop Music

80's Teen

'80's Cow

Pay no attention, he always gets like that when he realises what people used to pay for houses and cars back in the sixties.'

Ebenezer Scrooge is visited by the Ghost of Christmas 1985.