Eighties Music Fan T-Shirts

'It's an exciting time - so many possibilities for reforms.'

"I'm trying to lure in Generation X-ers. They're the new sandwich generation. They're sandwiched between caring for their kids and caring for their parents. So they drink lots and lots of coffee."

George Michael

King with the boom box.

Ernie has been studying the musical tastes and talents of birds. Hummingbirds have a musical term right in their name. Parrots are great mimics so they excel at karaoke. Of course, the eagles like 70's folk-rock music. And the birds Ernie identifies with the most are woodpeckers. They both love headbanging music!

How hit songs get their names

Madonna

Ron and Nancy Reagan.

The 80's boombox guy in the 21 century

Harrison Ford, no question. Tom Selleck, without a doubt. I don't care if they did offer Selleck the role first, Ford was a much better "Indiana Jones." Ford was ok, but his character was less than manly. What are you talking about? That's ridiculous! Harrison Ford was the definition of eighties manliness! You're telling me the "definition of eighties manliness" could run around the world for weeks and months at a time ... and never once grow anything more than a little stubble? I think maybe yo

"It's me. I was going through a 'Bon Jovi Phase.'"

'Tickets for the Ballet! Wonderful! The national?'

Back to School '95

"We built this city on rock and roll which was a mistake."

'Not the Adam Ant!'

Thatcher's child

The Cash Pointer Sisters

'This just arrived on the midnight train from Georgia.'

"I can't go for that, no, no..."

"I thought you could do with a bit of hot chocolate."

Time Travel Agency: Book a trip to the 80's and get a free pair of parachute pants!

Sting - Ray - Sting - Ray - Bananarama

"So your patient is suing you because he's become addicted to love under your care. How much 80's music do you play in your office?"

"...Even Death himself went through a 'Glam Reaper' phase."

What Did You Do During the Culture War, Daddy?

Chamaeleon at doctors - 'I'm worried about my karma.'

80s Parenting Starter Pack

"What padding?"

Dexy's Midnight Run

In the eighties, Americans knew how to be Americans. Big cars. Big radios. Big hair. Everything was big. Unfortunately, I was so buff that all my huge stuff looked tiny in comparison. So I would loan my stuff to the skinniest, wimpiest kid I could find. Hold this. Let me reminisce vicariously through you. (Sigh) Those were the days. Is it working?

Twisted Peel discovers Phil Collins Day.

Where we were young, back in the 80s, we wore fluorescent clothing. See, I told you these guys were neon-derthals!

"Damn it, the eighties are over!"

Haven't you heard? Shoulder pads are on the way out.

"We should do something crazy...like growing our hair long like rock stars from the old days!"