1980s Fashion Gifts

Full metal mullet

How hit songs get their names

The 80's boombox guy in the 21 century

'Mr. Simmons, we've been asked by the entire world to make you wear these.'

"It's me. I was going through a 'Bon Jovi Phase.'"

"It's an 80's indie band, fronted by Robert Smith."

'Not the Adam Ant!'

Back to School '95

"Don't go all retro on me - we're supposed to keep moving forwards."

Happy STRANGER THINGS Day! (11/06)

"They're from the new Gangsta line of sleepwear."

"It's that scratch music."

Pasta of the Eighties

"When we implant your pacemaker, we can, for a modest additional fee, also implant your beeper."

'80's Cow

You're like the grandpa I never had, Mort. You never knew your grandpappy, Randy? Oh, no, I knew him. Grandpa Randy was an intrepid archaeologist who broke hearts and defeated villains all over the world. "Indiana Randy's" life story became the stuff of legend. They even made some movies based on his exploits. I'm just saying you're nothing like him. I was going to see those films back in the '80s, but the matinees were past my bedtime.

Two cats, cica 1987

"That bluish layer there is an accumulation of denim jackets from the Eightiezoic Era."

Sting - Ray - Sting - Ray - Bananarama

What Did You Do During the Culture War, Daddy?

"Should they start doing those 80's beach vacation posters yet?"

I found the most amazing Youtube show. It's about an angel who helps people. Oh yeah? Yeah. And he drives around with some burly guy with a big beard. They wear '80s clothes and don't have any special effects. It's a perfect period show. Wait … are you talking about "Highway to Heaven"? That's not a period show, that was made in the '80s. Even you have to know that. Thanks for ruining it for me.

A sign out front of the center for disease control reads:' Boogie fever is back!!'

Wordilly Durdillies - Saturday night beaver

Laundry in the 80's.

'Those shell suits are just sooo 1980's!' - hermit crab in crab meat tin criticises one in a shell

'This is my original eighties designer stubble.'

In the eighties, Americans knew how to be Americans. Big cars. Big radios. Big hair. Everything was big. Unfortunately, I was so buff that all my huge stuff looked tiny in comparison. So I would loan my stuff to the skinniest, wimpiest kid I could find. Hold this. Let me reminisce vicariously through you. (Sigh) Those were the days. Is it working?

'The eighties are in fashion.'

'I'm a child of the 80's.'

Another Programme Dissecting the 80's

It's a great idea Movember, but it never would have worked in the 80s.

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Dave Gahan

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