80s Fashion Critic Gifts

'Those shell suits are just sooo 1980's!' - hermit crab in crab meat tin criticises one in a shell

'Amazing! We truly do live in a classless society.'

"That shirt is so last year."

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

'Teens are like trees, you can chart their growth by the number of rings.'

'Dang, you were right! It is formal!'

Workout clothes: 'One size fits none.'

"How come in these days of downsizing and lower expectations, all these sneakers come with ridiculously long laces?"

Non-Uniform Day Today.

Pam learned the importance of browser support.

"I hope he's wearing pants."

"You're wearing too much rouge."

"Did you see that trimmed-up earlier than thou look on her face, just then?"

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

"I see we're split between those who like my new tie, and those who welcome unemployment."

"No, those people aren't anorexic. Those people are starving."

'Hold my purse. I'm going in only to complain.'

'He doesn't seem to like my haircut.'

"They put nipples on the mannequins so you'll look at the stupid sweaters. Duh!"

Men talking about the boots of the period

'Dude, you like, need to get your wallet chain in check!'

'Can you wear something quieter than those old corduroys?'

A man with a pocket handkerchief encounters a kangaroo with a pocket handkerchief.

The Ravages of Time: Marky Mark, circa 2043

'That guy is SO tacky.'

'Sure it looks bad now, but try to imagine it with the right shoes.'

"And then she said, 'You're wearing that to the psychiatrist?'"

"I see he finally got rid of that idiotic comb-over."

"Nobody told me it was formal."

Classical Fashion Changed Rapidly and Distincly the Very Moment That Jerky Teenagers Were Invented.

Sportswear Shop.

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

My Mom texted me to let me know she hates all the fonts she saw this week.

"It was a crime of fashion."