Fifties Style Gifts

I love Vintage

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

Elvis Presley

In case of funky emergency, break glass

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

Alien attack in the 1950s

Teddy Boys' Picnic

'Well how about rocking 'partly' around the clock then?'

Rock and roll singer with old mike and three backing singers.

'It's like listening to the 1950s. You can hear the dentures whistling.'

Painting the town Mauve

"Have they decided not to have M-day."

"He can still fit into the clothes he wore in the sixties."

'It's the sixties, they want their shirt back!'

'Cookery is the new rock n' roll'

Buddy Holly

The Day The Music Died

The Heptathlon

"I'm all shook up."

"Let me tell you 'bout the time me an' Vinny got in a ruck with some punk rockers down the King's Road..."

Follow Your Quiff

1960s.

Laga Lamp.

1973: Movember

Wordilly Durdillies - Saturday night beaver

A sign out front of the center for disease control reads:' Boogie fever is back!!'

Mysteries of Fashion No, 8 - The 90's

Teddy boy's picnic

'Really? Meeting a vampire is scary, yet it's the capitalistic society that sucks us dry every day!'

Elevator Stuffing was a very short lived fad in the 1950s.

'This is my original eighties designer stubble.'

Cold War Reenactors.

"I suppose it's been a while since we bought you casual clothes. What's wrong with the ones you've got?"

"Aargh! That�s an eighties earring!"

'I couldn't find my safety vest. I figured my old disco shirt would work just as well!'