Eid-ul-fitr Gifts

"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

A Major Refresher Course is in Order.

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

'The second diet of my diet is always the easiest. By then, I'm off my diet.'

Executive gym with briefcases for weights.

"Are these prices?" "No, that's our Calorie-fixe menu."

'Have you seen me?' (Brain missing in TV viewer)

'According to the weight chart, if you were a condor, you'd have a wingspan of 97 feet.'

"Wow - Heavy, man"

'For heaven's sake, Lois, when are you going to give up this mad dieting of yours?' (woman falls through drain).

"That's actually my phone. When I answer my calls I get a little bit of a workout."

'Throw me back and I'll tell you where a 12-pounder is hiding.'

"I'm having my entrails read."

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

"Yes, if that towel weighs 25 lbs that would explain the reading."

'Take one of these diet pills every time you regain consciousness.'

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

'Too many people in our state are overweight, Senator. They want fat-free pork.'

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

Owl thinks of mathematical equation.

'Let me at it! Let me see!!'

"Oh my God, help! Is there a logician on board?!"

Woman Weighing Herself on Two Scales.

"Hold on, hun... I'm just saying, losing four ounces in a month is better than gaining four ounces in a month!"

Warning. Objects in mirror my bear no relation to reality.

'How long has it been shaking like a bowl full of jelly when you laugh?'

Shakespeare in the clink

'I'm putting you on a 'whatever tastes good, don't eat it' diet.'

"Look, I can still fit into the suit I wore during the last paradigm shift."

'Good. Then there's no reason to stay on this diet any longer.'

'Don't step on that in your bare feet - my mom does and screams.'

Book store has a book called 'Mind Games,' which is floating magically in the air.

Scales

Fat man on scales.