Egypt Gifts

"Ahh, King Tut-tut Pshaw - ever the master of understatement."

"Ain't no denying it son. It's a genuine fact that the surfers rule."

Building Sandcastles.

Sincerely, Nefertiti... Don´t you think you are too old to go topless?

Cryptocurrency

"He'll have to call you back. He's just now jumping in the shower."

Tut and Carmen.

Physician tending a mummy.

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

"It feels good to unwind..."

'I'm sure he was a great guy, but there's a new Pharaoh in town.'

'On second thought, let's try it the other way around... My head on a lion's body.'

An ancient Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

Sphinx Comes Alive

Pyramid catflap...

'Sometimes I wish we'd never told him he was adopted.'

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

Egyptian chiropractor.

"I thought I told you to employ a reputable building firm"

'I don't care if it's a little storage room for King Tut, you still need a building permit and contractor's license.'

Pyramid Handicap Parking

'We'll have to redesign it. Whenever the Pharoah's wife tries to sunbathe on the roof, she slides off.'

"...and if you add wind-chill factor, the next plague will be even worse!"

Sphinx Food

The Mummy's Purse...

"Stanley, this is a historic moment. We've discovered the world's longest kiss. Guinness Book of Records here we come!"

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

The Tutankhamen Expedition 1908 (The Economy Version).

'Thank goodness next week we'll be in a new dynasty and we can make some other style of pottery.'

'Do you know what's worse than being a mummy? Being a mummy with prostate!'

Police man stands guard at a murder scene in Egyptology department of a museum.