Egypt Gifts

"Ahh, King Tut-tut Pshaw - ever the master of understatement."

"Ain't no denying it son. It's a genuine fact that the surfers rule."

Building Sandcastles.

Sincerely, Nefertiti... Don´t you think you are too old to go topless?

Cryptocurrency

"He'll have to call you back. He's just now jumping in the shower."

Tut and Carmen.

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

Physician tending a mummy.

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

'I'm sure he was a great guy, but there's a new Pharaoh in town.'

"It feels good to unwind..."

'On second thought, let's try it the other way around... My head on a lion's body.'

An ancient Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

Sphinx Comes Alive

Pyramid catflap...

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

'Sometimes I wish we'd never told him he was adopted.'

Egyptian chiropractor.

"I thought I told you to employ a reputable building firm"

'We'll have to redesign it. Whenever the Pharoah's wife tries to sunbathe on the roof, she slides off.'

'I don't care if it's a little storage room for King Tut, you still need a building permit and contractor's license.'

Pyramid Handicap Parking

"...and if you add wind-chill factor, the next plague will be even worse!"

The Mummy's Purse...

'Bugger!'

"Stanley, this is a historic moment. We've discovered the world's longest kiss. Guinness Book of Records here we come!"

Sphinx Food

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

The Tutankhamen Expedition 1908 (The Economy Version).

Sphinx with nursing Sphinx pups

'Thank goodness next week we'll be in a new dynasty and we can make some other style of pottery.'