Ego In Check Prints

'When I look into your eyes I see a little, tiny reflection of me. I look pretty good.'

Professor Wiles grows insufferable.

"It's his ego growth chart."

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

"I'm working on more of a 'personal' mythology."

'I think he would come back to earth if women would just stop kissing him.'

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

"Being the smartest girl in third grade is going to Melinda's head."

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

"Mrs. Beasley, send the employees a memo stating that, from now on, they are to refer to me as 'Alpha Male'."

Ego Increasing School

'What makes you think I want a trophy wife?'

'Whenever Mat gets a little over-confident, I tell him to try to fold a fitted bed sheet.'

"I'm treating you like a living deity for one day."

"Goodnight, Dan, you handsome devil!"

The Boss.

"So what is the true need for this project?" "To make me look good."

"Fill'er up with testosterone."

'Nothing has come to my attention today and I want to know why.'

'I don't need such a big office as this. My ego does.'

Hierarchy with 'Me' at the top.

"And afterwards, I'll be signing my new DVD of this presentation in the lobby."

"You know what they say...'The desk makes the man.'"

'Some people say they're ego-compensation, but what do they know.'

'I didn't choose art. Art chose me!'

"Yes, a table for three: me, him and his ego."

"I'm sorry, Mr. Wilson, but your hair just doesn't say anything to me today."

Pierre was full of himself.

"And how long till they start saying the 'Great' after my name."

Personal Cheerleader.

"He claims he does the work of two employees."

'Way to go! You too, way to go!' It was true. They both had a way to go.

"And, for God's sake, don't let anyone finish my novel!"

'I have ego issues — at least, I think it's me.'

'Before we begin, let's say a little prayer for humility.'