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'Marriage is sharing, Carol, so I'm happy you earn twice as much as me.'

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

Doris K. Elston: Brain Surgeon, Professional Model, Artist, Lawyer....Plus Mother of Four.

After years of intense inner work, Bill finally got his life completely in balance. That's when he noticed the new loose thread.

'She's determined to combine a family and a career!'

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

"Being the smartest girl in third grade is going to Melinda's head."

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"Arthur, I need my space."

"That's good. Now extend the fingers and lose the attitude."

His and Hers Gravity Bars.

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"Goodnight, Dan, you handsome devil!"

"That Feng Shui class I took is paying off!"

"So what is the true need for this project?" "To make me look good."

"Fill'er up with testosterone."

"I'm learning to let go and have fun."

A high wire act walks over to a bottle of wine.

'...I don't want people to get the impression that I'm so passionate about my work that I'll be taking it with me!...'

"You know what they say...'The desk makes the man.'"

'Some people say they're ego-compensation, but what do they know.'

"Too much caution can take all the fun out of life." "Mind if I get a second opinion?"

Personal Cheerleader.

Time to Call Workaholics Anonymous.

'Why hide it. I do this for me.'

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'Way to go! You too, way to go!' It was true. They both had a way to go.

Bird in sunglasses balancing on a stick.

Just one of the many ways self-help books can improve people's lives.

'Eat in moderation, Drink in moderation. Be merry whenever you want.'

"On a personal note, my wife, Ann, and I have agreed to separate, as I've fallen in love with the sound of my own voice."

'He's our team doctor, athletic trainer, chiropractor and psychiatrist all rolled in one.'

'Mom, is this all you ever wanted to be?'

Tightrope Walker.