Ego In Check Pillows

'When I look into your eyes I see a little, tiny reflection of me. I look pretty good.'

"It's his ego growth chart."

"Being the smartest girl in third grade is going to Melinda's head."

"I'm working on more of a 'personal' mythology."

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

'I think he would come back to earth if women would just stop kissing him.'

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

"Mrs. Beasley, send the employees a memo stating that, from now on, they are to refer to me as 'Alpha Male'."

Ego Increasing School

'What makes you think I want a trophy wife?'

'Whenever Mat gets a little over-confident, I tell him to try to fold a fitted bed sheet.'

"I'm treating you like a living deity for one day."

The Boss.

"Goodnight, Dan, you handsome devil!"

"So what is the true need for this project?" "To make me look good."

"Fill'er up with testosterone."

'I don't need such a big office as this. My ego does.'

Hierarchy with 'Me' at the top.

'Nothing has come to my attention today and I want to know why.'

"And afterwards, I'll be signing my new DVD of this presentation in the lobby."

"You know what they say...'The desk makes the man.'"

'Some people say they're ego-compensation, but what do they know.'

Pierre was full of himself.

"And how long till they start saying the 'Great' after my name."

"Yes, a table for three: me, him and his ego."

'I didn't choose art. Art chose me!'

"I'm sorry, Mr. Wilson, but your hair just doesn't say anything to me today."

Personal Cheerleader.

The great and near-great

"I hear you're something big in the city?"

"And, for God's sake, don't let anyone finish my novel!"

"He claims he does the work of two employees."

"Remember, Jeremy, thou art immortal."

'Way to go! You too, way to go!' It was true. They both had a way to go.