Ego-centric Themes Prints

"I'm kind of a big deal at my mom's house."

Gay Times...

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

Remember my mum? I took that photo a week before she died. There's one of me...that was a good haircut.

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

Child is read a book titled 'People' by a parrot.

"Mrs. Beasley, send the employees a memo stating that, from now on, they are to refer to me as 'Alpha Male'."

"I'm treating you like a living deity for one day."

"Which should we go see: the straight romantic comedy where the heroine's best friend is a gay man, or the gay romantic comedy where the hero's best friend is a straight woman?"

The Boss.

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

'I don't need such a big office as this. My ego does.'

"And afterwards, I'll be signing my new DVD of this presentation in the lobby."

Pierre was full of himself.

"And what if I don't want to be Jack or Ennis?"

Bookworm Romance

'I didn't choose art. Art chose me!'

"I'm sorry, Mr. Wilson, but your hair just doesn't say anything to me today."

She'd decided to apply for a species change...

"I thought the vaguely homoerotic undertones would be better."

Once entangled, clashing male doctors usually die a slow death by starvation.

Two by two.

"He claims he does the work of two employees."

"On a personal note, my wife, Ann, and I have agreed to separate, as I've fallen in love with the sound of my own voice."

Sinlge-white-male seeking single-female who enjoys, silence, long long walks, and scorpions.

"And, for God's sake, don't let anyone finish my novel!"

"We're all loonies on the moon, you know."

The great and near-great

"In short, then, I'm looking for a job that matches my sense of entitlement!"

Man balancing a glass of wine on his head.

"The good news is everyone's on board. The bad news is the unicorns are gay."

'I've always managed to retain my humility, I'm proud to say.'