Ego And Pride Gifts

I can't find my claim ticket, but it's the second-biggest ego back there, right after Donald Trump's. Ego check.

Florida - Still Gay as F**k

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

Rainbow Quartet

World Cup Fever

Remember my mum? I took that photo a week before she died. There's one of me...that was a good haircut.

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

"Mrs. Beasley, send the employees a memo stating that, from now on, they are to refer to me as 'Alpha Male'."

College game crowd: 'WE WON',,,'and that somehow makes you superior'

"I'm treating you like a living deity for one day."

The Boss.

'This one is for keeping all the other ones so neatly arranged.'

'I don't need such a big office as this. My ego does.'

"And afterwards, I'll be signing my new DVD of this presentation in the lobby."

Pierre was full of himself.

'I didn't choose art. Art chose me!'

"I'm sorry, Mr. Wilson, but your hair just doesn't say anything to me today."

I'm ego surfing right now, looking up my name on different search engines.

"Stripes weren't dazzling enough?"

"In short, then, I'm looking for a job that matches my sense of entitlement!"

Once entangled, clashing male doctors usually die a slow death by starvation.

"He claims he does the work of two employees."

The great and near-great

"And, for God's sake, don't let anyone finish my novel!"

"On a personal note, my wife, Ann, and I have agreed to separate, as I've fallen in love with the sound of my own voice."

'I've always managed to retain my humility, I'm proud to say.'

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

"It's my most personal building yet."

"They're both type 'A' personalities, so they're deciding who is the 'A+'."

'Queen Kong' Gay and Proud

"I think it really captures my humility and selflessness."

'Seth, please bring me a copy of every search engine article that mentions my name in a favorable light. I need an ego boost.'

Boss has a frame hanging above his desk for his face.

'Darling - have I ever told you how much you love me. . .?'