Ego And Pride T-Shirts

Florida - Still Gay as F**k

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

Rainbow Quartet

Remember my mum? I took that photo a week before she died. There's one of me...that was a good haircut.

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

"Mrs. Beasley, send the employees a memo stating that, from now on, they are to refer to me as 'Alpha Male'."

The Boss.

"I'm treating you like a living deity for one day."

College game crowd: 'WE WON',,,'and that somehow makes you superior'

'This one is for keeping all the other ones so neatly arranged.'

'I don't need such a big office as this. My ego does.'

"And afterwards, I'll be signing my new DVD of this presentation in the lobby."

Pierre was full of himself.

'I didn't choose art. Art chose me!'

"I'm sorry, Mr. Wilson, but your hair just doesn't say anything to me today."

"Stripes weren't dazzling enough?"

"In short, then, I'm looking for a job that matches my sense of entitlement!"

The great and near-great

"He claims he does the work of two employees."

"On a personal note, my wife, Ann, and I have agreed to separate, as I've fallen in love with the sound of my own voice."

Once entangled, clashing male doctors usually die a slow death by starvation.

"And, for God's sake, don't let anyone finish my novel!"

'I've always managed to retain my humility, I'm proud to say.'

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

"It's my most personal building yet."

"They're both type 'A' personalities, so they're deciding who is the 'A+'."

'Queen Kong' Gay and Proud

'Seth, please bring me a copy of every search engine article that mentions my name in a favorable light. I need an ego boost.'

Boss has a frame hanging above his desk for his face.

"I hoped you'd like the size of it."