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'You have to go where the market takes you.'

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.'

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

'The Easter Bunny has started outsourcing to us.'

"I think your going to need a business plan."

The family picnic is at 5. Would you please boil the eggs, Twig? And Teddy? Go clean out the cooler! Oh! Grab the badminton set, too. Stop. Your little cousins will need entertaining! Leave it to mom � To take the independence out of Independence Day.

The new green legislature requires methane mitigation.

'The guy in the scarecrow shop promised me that nothing scares crows better than the 'Giant Fox XR50'.'

"I'm now too old to produce milk, and I can't afford to retire as yet, so I've had to diversify..."

"I wish he'd spend less time baking and more time inventing."

'If Darwin had been the cook on the Beagle' 'Menu- its Evolution'.

"He's a quick learner."

'Do you have a traditional Christmas dinner, but for a lacto-vegan fruitarian?'

"Half a dozen brown—three large, three jumbo!"

"We're making progress."

Caveman turning the wheel into a bar.

"Please yourself, I'll add salt if you like but I'm only dyeing a pair of socks..."

I'm applying for a patent on my wheel right away. I got burned on my last project.

Chef chasing an egg.

A diet high in cholesterol can be dangerous to your health.

"It's a new way to stretch leftovers. Saw it in Homeopathy Now."

"All we've come up with so far is that new meatloaf."

"How about supper in the tub tonight, Hon?"

Easter Bunny crushed by tomb stone.

'Why don't you try to think outside of the trough once in a while?'

'Due to global warming the Baked Alaska has been replaced by Thawed Alaska.'

'The Businessman's Lunch won't cut it, hon. We want the Businessman's Orgy!'

"Farmers are always complaining about the amount of paperwork that Europe generates...but if you use your imagination then you can turn it to your advantage!"

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Egg Armour Plating

'It was a heck of a race, Tom, but unfortunately too close to call.'

How Easter Eggs Are Colored.

'It's the same special as yesterday...'