Egg Cup Aficionado Pillows

Joy was proud of her egg cup collection, but she found them a bugger to clean...

CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.'

hard-boiled egg...

'Good news! Our nest egg is developing into a double yoke.'

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

"Did you check the little patch of grass by the swing set?"

'Superstock'

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

Where Deviled Eggs come from

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

WHACK!

"Don't be so dramatic. You tell me you're pregnant every day?"

Patissier

A Pirate Egg Prisoner about to Walk the Plank into a boiling pot of water

Posh Easter Egg

"I hear you've a complaint about the eggs..."

"Then add one extra large egg..."

Woman keeping a chicken in her room for fresh eggs

"I'd go with French Impressionist. It evokes the burnished golds of autumn leaves and the bittersweet regrets of lost love. It's also on special."

Cupcake jumps out of cake.

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

"How she's able to manage a career and still juggle her family, I'll never know."

Humpty Dumpty in Occupational Therapy

"Babies come from WHERE?!"

Egg Buggy

'I don't know the story of the two eggs.'

I hate it when they order scrambled eggs.

With all that Christmas baking left, that's a bad thing...(egg prices soar).

"I've had 720 children. I hope they're all doing well."

'I forgave ya for puttin' 'em all in one basket, but this goes too far!'

'Did I doze off for a couple of years? Since when did cupcakes become a big deal?'

"No, I don't think I have a book in me. I think I have a chicken in me."

To the office...happy Easter, from Sid.