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Joy was proud of her egg cup collection, but she found them a bugger to clean...

CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.'

hard-boiled egg...

'Good news! Our nest egg is developing into a double yoke.'

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

Where Deviled Eggs come from

'Superstock'

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

"Did you check the little patch of grass by the swing set?"

WHACK!

"Don't be so dramatic. You tell me you're pregnant every day?"

A Pirate Egg Prisoner about to Walk the Plank into a boiling pot of water

Posh Easter Egg

Patissier

"I'd go with French Impressionist. It evokes the burnished golds of autumn leaves and the bittersweet regrets of lost love. It's also on special."

Woman keeping a chicken in her room for fresh eggs

Cupcake jumps out of cake.

"Then add one extra large egg..."

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

"I hear you've a complaint about the eggs..."

"How she's able to manage a career and still juggle her family, I'll never know."

Humpty Dumpty in Occupational Therapy

'I forgave ya for puttin' 'em all in one basket, but this goes too far!'

To the office...happy Easter, from Sid.

I hate it when they order scrambled eggs.

Egg Buggy

"Anybody see where I laid... my... my... you monsters."

"Mom, Dad, I have something to tell you."

"I've had 720 children. I hope they're all doing well."

'I don't know the story of the two eggs.'

"No, I don't think I have a book in me. I think I have a chicken in me."