Educational Hero Gifts

'Angry parents on lines 1,2,3,4 and 5.'

'No, you don't have fever. You have to go to school.'

"We don't have the budget for a PE teacher, but somebody has to do it."

"If a third grader knows the answer, how much of a problem can it really be?"

Nervous Oral Testing

Coronavirus Impact on Children

'Your classroom management techniques work in practice but not in theory. That worries me.'

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'Home Schooling'

"If something that doesn't kill me only makes me stronger, then I should be Atlas!"

'Get up and put your house slippers on! - You'll be late for home school!'

'This handheld computer is very useful for teaching. It displays my lesson plan, calander, key files, and an extensive menu of put-downs for hecklers and classroom clowns.'

"Being the smartest girl in third grade is going to Melinda's head."

'While outsourcing is a common business practice, you may not ousource your research and homework assignments, Fletcher.'

'We're doing the right thing, Bob, Let Andy solve problems with bullies at school his own way,,,'

"I passed the three R's. Now I need some R and R!"

Cuba restarts virtual classes

Teacher getting the childrens attention by pretending to be on television.

"She's a high grade teacher."

Luck is when good classroom management skills meets a day when distruptice students are absent.

"Of course, that's only a first draft."

'Good luck with your exams' (mountain climbers).

Help. High performing teacher trapped in low performing pay scale.

'Ok, class, let's take attendance. Joey?'

"I need you to line up by attention span."

"Blood sweat and tears. I think it's supposed to make us feel guilty."

I'm home-schooling him.

People of Courage

I must not erase major breakthroughs....

"We moved here for the schools."

Pandemic-parenting

'Right lad, now it's my turn for free expression . . . (I wish!)'

"I said 'I quit'. Nobody listens to me any more."

"I asked the parents to get involved more and now they're home-schooling."

"May I have your attention please???" "NO!!!"