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"I'm in ecstacy!"

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

'How do you folks get away with such flagrant violation of Prohibition?'

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

'Waiter, there's a Fly-Agaric in my soup.'

Father and son with matching beer crates.

"I understand they've uncovered some weird new side effects since you were here last."

Turning 'Raw Hype' Into 'Pure Hype'

"I'll assume, then, my remarks have hit a responsive chord?"

A couple holding hands

"Your toilet water over ice, sir. And how is the homework?"

"Not moonshine - small batch, artisanal grain alcohol."

Sexhibition of Old masters of Erotic Art.

"Oi, who are you bleedin' looking at?"

'Do you drink?'

Tequila Mocking Bird

'If there is an unlimited supply of something, it tends to be under appreciated. Perhaps one advantage of mortality is that it makes our time finite and, therefore, gives it value. . . Hey! I think I'll poop on this guy's head.'

'The volcano is in the shop.'

"Hey, look on the bright side, at least we're not wine coolers."

Love

"No more vodka from Russia. From now on there will be only western liquor. I'm a freedom drunk!"

Sadojazzachists

"I shot them on an LSD trip back in the sixties."

Free love

"Your 'walking bus' to the pub's arrived!"

Wrestlers versus firemen at the scene of a fire.

"Tie me up, then cut your toenails where I can hear you."

'Colin's gps was to prove useless in finding maureens 'G' spot.'

'Thanks, stranger! I'm an eccentric millionaire who gave away his fortune to good Samaritans, so may I have a buck for a cup of coffee?'

"You animal! You've eaten the booze-filled Easter eggs again, right??!"

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'