Economy Jester Pillows

'The hard hats? In case of falling interest rates.'

"We, too, need your money to stem our planet's recession. Take us to your leaders!"

'I bet he gets a better rate of interest than me!'

Closed due to pangs of conscience

'We should buy London and ship it to the States!'

I won't have to put up with this aggravation anyimore...I was fired!

'Well, Sylvester, I think we'll show a profit this quarter now that we've eliminated our overloaded payroll.'

Lockey Investment Company: 'Sometimes exceeding your expectations in a sober, downturn, 21st century lower-expectations way.'

'Boy, are the markets getting sensitive, anymore.'

'Former wall street financial whiz will work for obscene salary, bonus,perks...'

'Oh, Gosh, not another born-again mortgage lender!'

"Your coupon is great, but we'll soon be switching over to this as our new crapto currency."

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

"Oh, yes, and there's plenty of opportunity for advancement."

"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?"

"What's wrong, boy? Is Timmy stuck in the well? Are zombies at your doggy door? A fire? Squirrels are holding your bone hostage? My Spotify stock just tanked?..." "He thinks he's real funny."

"And where have you previously moused?"

'I'm afraid you don't have the leadership qualities we're seeking.'

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

"That new drug causes flatulence."

'Do you do self-deprecating humour?'

Why markets crash.

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

'Ms. Blumter, please get me a copy of Educational Leadership for Dummies.'

'In this class you will learn to apply the talents of creative writing to accounting.'

Impressive qualifications, but seeing as how I'm trying to fill the position I just fired you from...

'Instead of jail time, our head of finance chose the stock option.'

Bank P45's - 'Cashier number 5 please.'

"We need a market icon that reflects the ridiculous market conditions..."

"I don't consider a missing four million dollars to be 'monkeyshines'."

'Wait a minute....!

'All right, gentlemen, this is the current picture of our growth industry!'

Opp'y of a Lifetime

Investments.

"You gave us quite a scare there Mr. Edwards! We thought we lost your credit card information."