Economy Flying Pillows

"...He's just been flying coach for seventeen hours!"

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

"It was a holiday I'll never forget...I saw life in the raw!"

Birds Following Witch.

The First Kite

What happens when the bears are running the market.

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

'And, at those prices, we have two wheel well seats available.'

Oil shock.

"Now THAT's what I call a budget airline!"

'The best part is being able to fly without taking off your shoes.'

"As a courtesy for the inconvenience, please accept a voucher for three additional hours of your life, redeemable upon your death."

Caveman who has just invented the wheel is amazed to see a paper airplane demonstrating the principle of flight.

'I thought up the term 'too big to fail'. So where's my bonus?'

'J.B. Potts, Head of Research, Aerodynamics...'

Basic economy

'Today the Yuan rose against the pork belly, the chicken beak, the eel, the wanton, and the egg noodle.'

"Free safety demonstration on board the flight?"

"At these prices, what do you expect?"

'For a little extra we can allocate you a seat inside the aircraft.'

Excess Baggage: People will do almost anything to avoid paying those fees for checked baggage.

"The plane will cost $269 million per unit... a little less if we forego the cup holders."

Budget Travel (Hitchhiking)

"I don't care how much you saved. This is the LAST time we fly on vacation with a budget airline!"

Man flying above the clouds

Cornucopia of Bankers

"The flights are 99p...but it's an extra £435.89 if you want to take them inside the plane!"

'This ladies and gentlemen is our business model.'