Economy Flying Mugs

"...He's just been flying coach for seventeen hours!"

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

"It was a holiday I'll never forget...I saw life in the raw!"

Birds Following Witch.

The First Kite

What happens when the bears are running the market.

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

'And, at those prices, we have two wheel well seats available.'

Oil shock.

"Now THAT's what I call a budget airline!"

'The best part is being able to fly without taking off your shoes.'

The Economy of Ideas

"As a courtesy for the inconvenience, please accept a voucher for three additional hours of your life, redeemable upon your death."

Caveman who has just invented the wheel is amazed to see a paper airplane demonstrating the principle of flight.

'I'm sorry, sir, but there is a 25 surcharge to use the lavatory,'

Basic economy

'Today the Yuan rose against the pork belly, the chicken beak, the eel, the wanton, and the egg noodle.'

'I thought up the term 'too big to fail'. So where's my bonus?'

"Free safety demonstration on board the flight?"

'J.B. Potts, Head of Research, Aerodynamics...'

"At these prices, what do you expect?"

Did you know that hawks can travel 250 miles without flapping? Big deal. So can I.

'For a little extra we can allocate you a seat inside the aircraft.'

"Thank goodness they added more leg room."

Excess Baggage: People will do almost anything to avoid paying those fees for checked baggage.

Budget Travel (Hitchhiking)

Qantas London Sydney

"I assure you sir, this bag is used exclusively for first-class trash."

"I don't care how much you saved. This is the LAST time we fly on vacation with a budget airline!"

Man flying above the clouds

Cornucopia of Bankers

"The plane will cost $269 million per unit... a little less if we forego the cup holders."