Economy Flights Gifts

"Now THAT's what I call a budget airline!"

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

"It was a holiday I'll never forget...I saw life in the raw!"

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

Beef stew 50c. (In a bowl - $1.75)

"You just had to book the economy cruise, didn't you?"

'They're alright if you like Charlie Chaplin inflight movies.'

Getting out of baggage fees is tricky, another sweater or two and I'd be charged for an extra seat.

"It was rated on all the travel websites. 'Best economy tour'."

'And, at those prices, we have two wheel well seats available.'

World's cheapest car

Oil shock.

Airline Mergers.

"Once again, how little did you pay for this room?"

"For an extra charge, your flight can come with angst and insecurity."

'I'm sorry, sir, but there is a 25 surcharge to use the lavatory,'

"Free safety demonstration on board the flight?"

"Might I recommend one of our salads? They come with three of your companion's fries."

'We don't keep cash on the premises.'

Excess Baggage: Many hotels, inspired by the airlines are gouging their guests by adding 'resort fees' to the room rates.

Basic economy

"At these prices, what do you expect?"

Edna's Couch and Breakfast.

"What are you complaining about? The tickets were cheap, and you got an upgrade to first class."

"I only have one suitcase, so what's the problem?"

"I see you didn't purchase ANY leg room"

"I know you wanted to go to Paris, Dear, but Spitzbergen has a GREAT exchange rate!"

'Two can't live as cheaply as one, but we will get double - occupancy rates when we travel'

'Budget is the name of the airline. Nobody said anything about cheap flights.'

'For a little extra we can allocate you a seat inside the aircraft.'

"Thank goodness they added more leg room."

Holiday-maker taking hotel's entire drinking water supply, "All inclusive, then!"

Commuter Airlines

'This room is a tad small but cozy.'