Economy Flights Gifts

"Now THAT's what I call a budget airline!"

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

"It was a holiday I'll never forget...I saw life in the raw!"

"You just had to book the economy cruise, didn't you?"

Beef stew 50c. (In a bowl - $1.75)

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

'They're alright if you like Charlie Chaplin inflight movies.'

'And, at those prices, we have two wheel well seats available.'

Getting out of baggage fees is tricky, another sweater or two and I'd be charged for an extra seat.

"It was rated on all the travel websites. 'Best economy tour'."

World's cheapest car

Oil shock.

Airline Mergers.

"Once again, how little did you pay for this room?"

"For an extra charge, your flight can come with angst and insecurity."

"Free safety demonstration on board the flight?"

"Might I recommend one of our salads? They come with three of your companion's fries."

Basic economy

'We don't keep cash on the premises.'

Excess Baggage: Many hotels, inspired by the airlines are gouging their guests by adding 'resort fees' to the room rates.

"At these prices, what do you expect?"

Edna's Couch and Breakfast.

"I only have one suitcase, so what's the problem?"

"I know you wanted to go to Paris, Dear, but Spitzbergen has a GREAT exchange rate!"

"I see you didn't purchase ANY leg room"

'Two can't live as cheaply as one, but we will get double - occupancy rates when we travel'

'Budget is the name of the airline. Nobody said anything about cheap flights.'

'For a little extra we can allocate you a seat inside the aircraft.'

Man searching for cheap air fare needs oxygen mask.

Holiday-maker taking hotel's entire drinking water supply, "All inclusive, then!"

"It's from our 'Time Management' trainer. He's double booked and can't come!"

"But having less legroom puts you closer to your screen."