Economics Prankster Mugs

"The combined total of major-league batting averages was down three and a half points today. Outs outnumbered hits four to one, on a total of fourteen hundred at-bats."

'He's not as studious as he looks - his backpack is full of comic books.'

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

They still don't get it, do they? They can't see we're aping them!

'Checkmate!'

The Ascent of Man.

Escaping Black Hole - '..But captain that's the pensions black hole there is no escape!'

"We're a pharmaceutical company. We should be getting 'pharm' subsidies."

"I'm in here...reallocating Dad's retirement account into junk bonds."

"Dark energy's hard to detect because it's made from happiness."

Reason # 23 that doors don't make perfect seal against winter winds: Mischievous unemployed elves.

"We'll double our chances of recovery if we buy two lottery tickets."

"The most important feature of economic predictions is trying not to laugh while making them."

It's a nice apartment but I don't want to pay my share of the national debt for rent.

Dog makes cats float with helium.

"...And when the world economy collapses, we all stand up and take over! Agreed?"

'Your call would have been important to us before we went out of business.'

Square root of chicken is egg.

More toxic assets.

'I'm on a budget TOO, you know!'

'The bank want to be sure that I don't vanish and forget the loan repayment...'

"They call the dollar stable and you know what's in the stable."

'George...George! Have you seen the fly-spray anywhere?'

'I can't make ends meet, let alone justify the means.'

'You're taking this far too literally.'

Money doesn't grow on trees - Prehistoric economist 300 million years before evolving into my dad.

'The dollar and I seem to be weakening at the same rate!'

Supreme Gas

'Thank you for participating in the 'Redistribution of Wealth' movement.'

"Are you blushing?!"

'You have stock market fever.'