Economic Jokesters Mugs

'The apple, a perfect fruit, crunchy, fits in your your hand, keeps the doctor away, but can it cure the economy? By George, I'm gonna find out! Wanna bite?'

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

Thrift: have your arms and legs amputated, use a pillow for a bed!

'Pretty strange term, market share, considering the whole object is not to.'

"The fish - will it be the market price at the time of ordering, the time of eating or the time of paying?"

"No, it hasn't, but when the sky does fall your investments are going to do very, very, well.''

'Nonsense, Harry, it's my treat. I'm filing for bankruptcy tomorrow.'

Trickledown economics

'We can't move in with my parents - they've moved in with grandma!'

Aliens - 'We heard stuff is cheap here.'

Office of economic forecasting.

"Let's vote. All those in favour of flying to Switzerland, withdrawing our secret bank account and splitting?"

It's the same ingredients and aftertaste as stimulus 1..."

'My investment club had morphed into a support group.'

"We can't just pluck figures out of the air any more. . . We use a bucket."

"This town ain't big enough for the both of us and, even if it was, I doubt either of us could afford to buy a place here given the current sellers' market."

'We buy and sell them.'

'Oh dear. I seem to have put the decimal point in the wrong place again.'

'It's the NEW Chinese Stock Market Report.'

'Today the stock market closed early so money managers could take time to stop and smell the profits.'

A Double-Dip Recession with Sprinkles

'You call it a beer belly, I prefer to think of it as a lump sum settlement of liquid assets.'

"That man's a legend in this office. He has 100% accuracy in predicting the past."

Government Handouts.

"Well, if I was ambitious, we'd have a nice house and more money, but I'd never be around."

'Someday, Son, all of this will be yo....!'

Grand Opening and Closing Down Sale simultaneously occurring.

'Great! Thanks to the damn mortage crisis, we've got to live in a neighbourhood now where we wake up with yellow feet every second morning...'

'Consumer confidence is up.. in the 'Money in the mattress' sector.'

"We'll double our chances of recovery if we buy two lottery tickets."

"Tag! Your salary's frozen."