Economics Prankster Gifts

"The combined total of major-league batting averages was down three and a half points today. Outs outnumbered hits four to one, on a total of fourteen hundred at-bats."

'He's not as studious as he looks - his backpack is full of comic books.'

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

They still don't get it, do they? They can't see we're aping them!

'Checkmate!'

The Ascent of Man.

Escaping Black Hole - '..But captain that's the pensions black hole there is no escape!'

"We're a pharmaceutical company. We should be getting 'pharm' subsidies."

"I'm in here...reallocating Dad's retirement account into junk bonds."

Sartre's E-Mail

Reason # 23 that doors don't make perfect seal against winter winds: Mischievous unemployed elves.

"Dark energy's hard to detect because it's made from happiness."

"EINSTEIN! Stop fooling around and pay attention...."

"We'll double our chances of recovery if we buy two lottery tickets."

"The most important feature of economic predictions is trying not to laugh while making them."

Dog makes cats float with helium.

"...Or we could give to the rich, and it would just trickle down to the poor."

"...And when the world economy collapses, we all stand up and take over! Agreed?"

'Your call would have been important to us before we went out of business.'

It's a nice apartment but I don't want to pay my share of the national debt for rent.

Square root of chicken is egg.

'The bank want to be sure that I don't vanish and forget the loan repayment...'

More toxic assets.

Defense Contractor, Inc. Research and Development. It's a portable bathroom for navy ships. Heads will roll!

'I'm on a budget TOO, you know!'

"They call the dollar stable and you know what's in the stable."

'You're taking this far too literally.'

'You have stock market fever.'

'The dollar and I seem to be weakening at the same rate!'

"Are you blushing?!"

Supreme Gas

Money doesn't grow on trees - Prehistoric economist 300 million years before evolving into my dad.

'George...George! Have you seen the fly-spray anywhere?'

'I can't make ends meet, let alone justify the means.'

'Thank you for participating in the 'Redistribution of Wealth' movement.'