Economics Humorist Gifts

Escaping Black Hole - '..But captain that's the pensions black hole there is no escape!'

'Having one God, instead of many Gods, will save tons of money, just in sacrificial lambs alone!'

'Your call would have been important to us before we went out of business.'

'Think of it this way - we're job creators.'

'You're taking this far too literally.'

'I'm on a budget TOO, you know!'

Money doesn't grow on trees - Prehistoric economist 300 million years before evolving into my dad.

Supreme Gas

It was a peaceful summer evening, until suddenly...the Unemployer!

"I keep feeling we should float the company"

Entering the Business Community: Assets/Liabilities

Thrift: have your arms and legs amputated, use a pillow for a bed!

"The Capt'n maintains a balanced portfolio should include a number of off-shore accounts."

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

'Pretty strange term, market share, considering the whole object is not to.'

'On the plus side we've saved money by getting all the numbers on one graph.'

'The reason I like this guy's stock picks is, he's not burdened by having any experience in finance whatsoever.'

"When the company announced that they're gonna move our retirement accounts down to Mexico, I was like '401 Que Pasa?'"

"Call security, Miss Rightman. I have an overwhelming urge to throw good money after bad"

"Might you explain to me how your division managed to spend twenty-six thousand dollars on tennis balls?"

Money Bar.

But under a different accounting convention ...

"True, a salary cap on Wall Street may limit the talent pool, but, on the other hand, if they get any more talented we'll all be broke."

'You've been pre-approved for another credit card.'

'Instead of jail time, our head of finance chose the stock option.'

"Aren't you the estate agent who sold us this house?"

'As part of our alternative budget management strategy we've got Tim on 'Hail Marys' in here and Geoff sacrificing a goat to Woden next door!'

The Euro - R.I.P.

'Can you see the future of my 401(k)?'

White Collar Crime.

'Mr. Hickey really knows how to keep our stockholders meetings short and sweet!'

"The fish - will it be the market price at the time of ordering, the time of eating or the time of paying?"

"I have the profit sharing figures. You owe the company �2,367.25."

"The margin of error is plus or minus one hundred percent."