Economics Buff Gifts

"There is only one explanation..."

"You'll see, this is going to cause real trouble."

"They've made these fund prospectuses much easier to read." Brochure states; 'Give us all your money and get lost."

"And, of course, this is when all our loose change fell out of our pockets."

ATM machine goes 'GAME OVER'.

'History repeats itself.'-'Yes, and every time it does, the price goes up.'

If we don't restructure our manufacturing base abroad to minimise core costs and increase margins and profit ratios then I fear we're in danger of forgetting what Christmas is actually about!

'All those in favor of requesting a government bailout, say 'Karl Marx'.'

Bank cashpoint reads 'Don't take too much we're having a crisis'.

'I'm conducting my own stress test!'

'Stocks rose on news that there's no other place to put your money- after interest rates hit rock bottom.'

'Spare change to throw at the deficit' machine.

Making borrowing easier

Lender of Last Resort & Spender of Last Resort.

"What they lose on the swings we gain on the roundabouts."

Trump and President Xi

'What separates us from the animals is our ability to change interest rates.'

"So, in the spirit of free enterprise, we lobbied Congress for a tariff that crushed our competitors."

'Remind me again, Dad. Why did you want me to get that college degree?'

'The dollar is down, so he's worshiping the Euro.'

'You're a bad credit risk so, yes, of course you can have some money.'

"I've stopped looking for work, which, I believe, helps the economic numbers."

'Members of the Fed today tightened their buns.'

'Where has he been so long?'

"I want you to switch from alchemy and shape-shifting to job creation."

'Stop dropping that rubbish!'

"We have a share in an apple."

Beggar with sign - 'In need of economic stimulus'.

"Look, forget about all the formulas. Basically you want to increase your income, and decrease your paper trail."

'...and Julian Assange is Santa!'

Will work for a tax rebate.

'I know the economy is in bad shape, but I need to downsize, Dad.'

"Researchers say I'm not happier for being richer, but do you know how much researchers make?"

'Is that allowing for inflation?'

Dow Jones drop