Global Economy Buff Gifts

Marx has to add globalization to his theory...

TPP - Investor State Dispute Settlement

The Invisible Hand of the Market

'Greek debt was downgraded for the 11th time this week, by S&P, to P.O.S. Negative Infinity, meaning it's safer to eat uranium, than own Greek debt.'

Loan Alley

Made in China

World Economic Crisis.

U.S. Foreign Policy

'Don't bother cleaning out your desk. We'll be hiring you back as a consultant for half the salary and no benefits.'

"They've made these fund prospectuses much easier to read." Brochure states; 'Give us all your money and get lost."

'Based on your travels, what would you say is the greatest potential downside, if any, to investing in the Upper Amazon?'

'In a surprise move, Greece decided to peg its currency against the Baklava.'

Barack Obama, Angela Merkel and David Cameron are ecstatic about the possibility of a free trade agreement between the U.S. and the European Union.

Dow Jones drop

Gold Medal for IOC boss Thomas Bach in the discipline of Brown-Nosing-Dictators-For-Money.

EU Vaccine approval

'Stand back! All he needs is an injection of long-term capital.'

'All those in favor of requesting a government bailout, say 'Karl Marx'.'

Economy.

Sales Chart: Boomerangs LTD

A man is selling, 'Cameron voodoo dolls', outside of job centre.

"I rob from the poor and give to the rich."

There will be no economics report...our economics reporter got caught in the tech carnage...

'Globalsiation risky? How d'you mean?'

"And, of course, this is when all our loose change fell out of our pockets."

"Oh, just the usual here, occupying Wall Street."

Euro against the Dollar.

"When we said we'd build 'affordable' homes we had a particular buyer in mind."

Exchange Rate.

Building a better America - Financing by The Bank of China.

Shares Nosedive

"The minimum wage is being upgraded, so how about the minimum allowance?"

"Italy just bought France."

'You wouldn't threaten your bank manager...er...maybe...'

The Euro.