Global Economics Buff Gifts

'Bad news! The stockholders voted to send our jobs to India, and keep the workers here.'

U.S. Foreign Policy

'Actually, Carruthers, if you take the world average income, you're grossly overpaid.'

Bump in the road.

Salman bin Abdulaziz

World Trade: Politics

'Greek debt was downgraded for the 11th time this week, by S&P, to P.O.S. Negative Infinity, meaning it's safer to eat uranium, than own Greek debt.'

Loan Alley

Made in China

World Economic Crisis.

'Don't bother cleaning out your desk. We'll be hiring you back as a consultant for half the salary and no benefits.'

"They've made these fund prospectuses much easier to read." Brochure states; 'Give us all your money and get lost."

'Based on your travels, what would you say is the greatest potential downside, if any, to investing in the Upper Amazon?'

'In a surprise move, Greece decided to peg its currency against the Baklava.'

TPP - Investor State Dispute Settlement

Barack Obama, Angela Merkel and David Cameron are ecstatic about the possibility of a free trade agreement between the U.S. and the European Union.

Dow Jones drop

Gold Medal for IOC boss Thomas Bach in the discipline of Brown-Nosing-Dictators-For-Money.

'Stand back! All he needs is an injection of long-term capital.'

'All those in favor of requesting a government bailout, say 'Karl Marx'.'

Economy.

Sales Chart: Boomerangs LTD

The Invisible Hand of the Market

There will be no economics report...our economics reporter got caught in the tech carnage...

"I rob from the poor and give to the rich."

A man is selling, 'Cameron voodoo dolls', outside of job centre.

'Globalsiation risky? How d'you mean?'

"And, of course, this is when all our loose change fell out of our pockets."

Nato Membership

"The minimum wage is being upgraded, so how about the minimum allowance?"

Ah Democracy - Just Like Home

Building a better America - Financing by The Bank of China.

The Euro.

'You wouldn't threaten your bank manager...er...maybe...'

Shares Nosedive