History Of Economics Buff Gifts

'The only thing that matters now is inflation. . . Sometimes I wonder why we bother to have inflation at all.'

'Greek debt was downgraded for the 11th time this week, by S&P, to P.O.S. Negative Infinity, meaning it's safer to eat uranium, than own Greek debt.'

Loan Alley

Economy - USA.

'Don't bother cleaning out your desk. We'll be hiring you back as a consultant for half the salary and no benefits.'

There were originally four musketeers. He said that the pen is mightier than the sword.

"They've made these fund prospectuses much easier to read." Brochure states; 'Give us all your money and get lost."

Dow Jones drop

"Tonight we are going out to plunder, lads!"

'According to our fact finding committee, our stock won't be worth a dime this quarter.'

Gold Medal for IOC boss Thomas Bach in the discipline of Brown-Nosing-Dictators-For-Money.

'Stand back! All he needs is an injection of long-term capital.'

"You will be visited by three ghosts - the Ghost of Porfolios Past, The Ghost of Present Positions and the Ghost of Commodities Future."

'All those in favor of requesting a government bailout, say 'Karl Marx'.'

There will be no economics report...our economics reporter got caught in the tech carnage...

"I rob from the poor and give to the rich."

Sales Chart: Boomerangs LTD

A man is selling, 'Cameron voodoo dolls', outside of job centre.

"And, of course, this is when all our loose change fell out of our pockets."

Shares Nosedive

"So we have met before..."

The Euro.

Take me to your leader. . .

"Their technological toys are nothing compared to the power of the supply side."

'You wouldn't threaten your bank manager...er...maybe...'

"Tractors, Sir - thousands of 'em!"

"The minimum wage is being upgraded, so how about the minimum allowance?"

'I know that other kids manage on ?5 pocket money - but their parents don't charge them to watch any television programme their parents don't happen to approve off!'

"Oh, just the usual here, occupying Wall Street."

"When we said we'd build 'affordable' homes we had a particular buyer in mind."

'...But the good news is your old Enron stock has become a high-priced collectible!'

Trump and President Xi

Federal Guidelines

'We've completed the spending review and there won't be any.'

Bank of Cyprus-sia