Economic Theory Buff Gifts

"So we have met before..."

'Throw them out of the Garden of Eden - THAT'LL provide the proper economic incentives!:

'Recession? Bailouts? We need leaders who will encourage us to keep buying the things we can't afford!'

"There's a black hole in this black hole."

Stock Market Plunges of the Formerly Rich & Famous

"Their technological toys are nothing compared to the power of the supply side."

"This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up."

'Please remember that these figures could be off as much as two dollars.'

'And remember to emphasize we're giving them the opportunity to find a better job.'

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

"Gentlemen, we're missing a great opportunity by not hitching this company to the current tailspin."

'Greek debt was downgraded for the 11th time this week, by S&P, to P.O.S. Negative Infinity, meaning it's safer to eat uranium, than own Greek debt.'

"At $4 a dozen, it's hard to balance a career and a family."

'It's good to be here. We're having economic problems where we come from.'

G7 Tax Multinational Companies

Loan Alley

"I'm as progressive as they come, except for my money. No one touches my money."

U.S. Foreign Policy

Coming Soon! More Stuff You Could Live Without!

'Don't bother cleaning out your desk. We'll be hiring you back as a consultant for half the salary and no benefits.'

"They've made these fund prospectuses much easier to read." Brochure states; 'Give us all your money and get lost."

Dow Jones drop

US dollar perched on fragile house of cards.

'Stand back! All he needs is an injection of long-term capital.'

"Sure, money may be imaginary - but at least it's got everybody imagining it."

Gold Medal for IOC boss Thomas Bach in the discipline of Brown-Nosing-Dictators-For-Money.

"Okay... how about some people are poverty rich but asset poor?"

Republicans and Democrats debate while the US economy drowns.

"Tariffs"

'All those in favor of requesting a government bailout, say 'Karl Marx'.'

An Everyday Explanation of the Federal Budget.

"Efficiency savings...protect front line services BLAH! BLAH! refocus on core objectives BLAH BLAH!"

There will be no economics report...our economics reporter got caught in the tech carnage...

A man is selling, 'Cameron voodoo dolls', outside of job centre.

Sales Chart: Boomerangs LTD