Economic Pun Enthusiasts Pillows

"I keep feeling we should float the company"

'A representative from Merrill Lynch to see you.'

'We will not kick the can down the road... Does anyone know how to use a can opener?'

'Henderson makes money the old fashioned way - White collar crime.'

"Our Big Hairy Audacious Goal is balding."

"Now that's how to declare a dividend!"

"Class, this is David. He's our new financial exchange student."

I think I can explain what happened to your investment, with the use of this simple chart.

'Smith, where exactly did you get your experience in 'Hedge Fund Management'?'

"Yes, the market did advance this week, Rebecca, but we feel it's somewhat of a 'dead-cat bounce.'"

Escaping Black Hole - '..But captain that's the pensions black hole there is no escape!'

'Just this once, but I want a piece of the action.'

'There's a bear on line one and a bull on line two. Who do you want me to put through first?'

'I know you're new to upper management, Hoskins, but here we don't catnap...we power nap.'

A good executive is known by the company he keeps solvent.

'He's known for his pessimistic prognostications on the stock market.'

"I'd love to help but at the moment I'm saddled with this enormous mortgage."

Inflating assets to get a loan. Too poor to pay taxes

Calls of the Wild: Moose Call, Coyote Call and Margin Call.

"Although the collection plate appears to be half full, our accountant assures me that it is half empty."

'Your investments aren't under performing, they're just appreciation challenged.'

'Let's not overreact. We're just in solvent, not bankrupt.'

'Consider it a bun deal.'

"I'm sorry but here we have a strict policy about hiring anyone who's squirmish about investing"

'This is what I call the ultimate in money laundering.'

'I'm rather rich actually, maybe it's because I always laugh all the way to the bank...'

Leprechaun finds EU bail out at the end of a rainbow.

'Activist investors are here to see you and they're wearing boxing gloves.'

Ice cube selling penguin out of business.

'He said it could be about 45 minutes, due to the global economic slowdown.'