Economic Phoenix Gifts

"Ahh... don't you just LOVE that new, re-organized-under-bankruptcy-protection smell?"

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

E.U. Banking Union.

The truth is, Congressman, we didn't know it was wrong to screw people.

"Why don't you ever fetch anything good like a pizza?"

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

"With all due respect, Sire, the Pizza King sends his kindest regards."

"Yes, we have a retirement plan. It's called a layoff."

"Deep-dish pizza calls for deep-glass beer."

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

'Hi. Due to the regulation fervor, I'm one of the clowns from Washington here to tell you how to run your business.'

"Let me now direct your attention to the pepperoni."

'Can't he ever use a different kind of chart?'

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

43AD: Romans invade Britain.

Credit Crunch Corn Flakes.

Jumping Wall Street.

Pizza time.

Man says: 'Great pizza, but the mozzarella was a bit stringy.'

'Let's go home and come back next year. It's Ground Hog Deficit!'

Standard And P****d.

'Well, somebody on this stupid little planet ordered an extra-large with pepperoni and mushrooms!'

"I was hoping we could order pizza tonight."

"Pepperoni pizza is my favorite! Ah, Billy, you little suck up!"

Coronavirus: Consequences for the economy!

'Dow, Jones, Russell & Nikkei - Leading economic indicators.'

"Carpe pizza"

The leaning tower of Pizza.

The End is Nigh

Man with a pizza in 'Lover's Lane.'

ESP pizza: You'll get it before you order it or it's free!

Pisa Hut.

'No trouble at all giving you an overdraft Mr Simkins - have mine!'