Eco-warrior With A Financial Twist Gifts

'Our entire operation is sustainable except for our cash flow.'

Packaging Russian Dolls

Who should be the next eco-club president? The most vegan? The most carbon neutral? The most into solar? Eco-club. But we need someone who will attract kids to the environmental cause. Then it's obvious. The most popular. Or most athletic!

"It's called 'semelparity' darling. The salmon spawn then die, so we just need to wait at the spawning grounds to get an easy feed. It's all about sustainability."

Ideas Ahead of their Time

Recycling bottle bank.

"You want organic, we'll make it organic."

There's no real oil emergency...

Man rolling the world across a shaky bridge between organic food and genetic food.

Investments: Yes, we have organic, local & cruelty-free stocks.

EXXON EXTINCTION

'I told you that roof turbine salesman was too pushy.'

"He's a keen conservationist - especially where energy and water are concerned."

'Of course, I buy only organic foods... I like to be environmentally friendly.'

The UN Forest. . . after its latest 3000 page climate report is released.

"I don't use straws anymore. Straws are bad for the environment."

'Pssst! Dump your toxic wastes?'

'It took four trees to make that sign.'

Cactus Huggers

Over-packaged fruit and vegetables

'The salad is that expensive because we had to find a new place for the snails and worms.'

Stop before it's to late - the future of the planet affected by human activity.

"We are indeed a green company. We make as much of it as we can."

"The good news is we're going paperless. The bad news is it's the employee's bathrooms."

'If environmentalism grows any more powerful, I'll have to rail against it too.'

New heroes!

'The general says, I'm not only expendable, but also biodegradable.'

'I'm afraid CO2 emissions are prohibited.'

Holistic Stocks, Inc.

Bagging Rites...A Plastic Bag: Decomposing for the next 1000 years

Texas - Home of Organic Free-Range Gas!

"We couldn't recycle them, so this entire 3-season room is made of coffee pods."

Jerry Falwell - Evangelist.

"I'm pretty sure my credit cards will never be listed under 'single-use plastics'."

"Look, a plastic punk!!"