Eco-warrior With A Financial Twist Pillows

'Our entire operation is sustainable except for our cash flow.'

Packaging Russian Dolls

Ideas Ahead of their Time

"It's called 'semelparity' darling. The salmon spawn then die, so we just need to wait at the spawning grounds to get an easy feed. It's all about sustainability."

Recycling bottle bank.

"You want organic, we'll make it organic."

EXXON EXTINCTION

There's no real oil emergency...

'I told you that roof turbine salesman was too pushy.'

Man rolling the world across a shaky bridge between organic food and genetic food.

Investments: Yes, we have organic, local & cruelty-free stocks.

"He's a keen conservationist - especially where energy and water are concerned."

'Of course, I buy only organic foods... I like to be environmentally friendly.'

The UN Forest. . . after its latest 3000 page climate report is released.

"I don't use straws anymore. Straws are bad for the environment."

'Pssst! Dump your toxic wastes?'

'It took four trees to make that sign.'

Cactus Huggers

Over-packaged fruit and vegetables

'The salad is that expensive because we had to find a new place for the snails and worms.'

'The general says, I'm not only expendable, but also biodegradable.'

Stop before it's to late - the future of the planet affected by human activity.

Holistic Stocks, Inc.

'If environmentalism grows any more powerful, I'll have to rail against it too.'

'I'm afraid CO2 emissions are prohibited.'

"The good news is we're going paperless. The bad news is it's the employee's bathrooms."

"Look, a plastic punk!!"

Bagging Rites...A Plastic Bag: Decomposing for the next 1000 years

Texas - Home of Organic Free-Range Gas!

"We couldn't recycle them, so this entire 3-season room is made of coffee pods."

"I'm pretty sure my credit cards will never be listed under 'single-use plastics'."

Save the Whale.

Jerry Falwell - Evangelist.