Eco-warrior's Dilemma Gifts

'Ugh! Look at the bloody price of petrol...'

Putin Missile

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

The Solar System (after deregulation)

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"Even the waiters here are organic."

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

Nature versus commerce.

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

Polluted geese

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

'Every piece of equipment is hooked up to battery cells in the basement, and we actually sell electricity back to the power company!'

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

Eco-Anxiety For All Seasons

Child protects planet with umbrella.

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

The interested bystanders.

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

"I'm afraid our drinking water isn't pure."

'My electric car is giving me static!'

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

'The only problem downtown offices have using solar power is finding a long enough extension cord.'

'Echo Tourism'

"Good riddance! They were messing up the environment."