Eco-warrior With A Twist Gifts

'Of course, I buy only organic foods... I like to be environmentally friendly.'

"Oh, don't worry. I'm a vegetarian."

"I feel less guilty when we bring our eco-friendly canvas bags."

'I'm trying to live a greener lifestyle. I'm using only organic eggs from free-range chickens.'

Ideas Ahead of their Time

"We couldn't recycle them, so this entire 3-season room is made of coffee pods."

"We are indeed a green company. We make as much of it as we can."

"I'm carbon neutral. All my junk bonds are printed on recycled paper."

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

Packaging Russian Dolls

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

The Solar System (after deregulation)

"Even the waiters here are organic."

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

Nature versus commerce.

'Every piece of equipment is hooked up to battery cells in the basement, and we actually sell electricity back to the power company!'

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

Polluted geese

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

Eco-Anxiety For All Seasons

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

Child protects planet with umbrella.

The interested bystanders.

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."