Eco-psychology Fan Pillows

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

'Look, you can only do so much!'

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

My Brother Al once went through a period of depression, your honor. He would just sit around in his robe all day. Then his psychiatrist got him out of his funk. Would you like to have his doctor's phone number? ? ?

Pavlov's Puppy

"...Wow, if Malcolm Gladwell is right, we need to get a cat who's a Virgo ASAP!"

Blok drives by New York City.

'It's psychological I know, but it makes me feel warmer...'

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

Free-Floating Anxiety

"This may be Malcolm Gladwell talking, but we were married on the wrong day!"

'...and when the wolves moved house I was adopted by beetles.'

Pavlov's Cat

Regardless children just want to fit in.

PSYCHIATRIC CLINIC, 'You know what I dread? -- March madness!'

"My brother is always trying to one-up me. As soon as I was diagnosed with bipolar disorder he said he had tripolar disorder."

Mummy Shrink.

Chuck didn't care what his therapist said; that is not where he left his dummy.

"Tom, let's explore why you feel Andrea's inability to understand 'icing the puck' is passive-aggressive."

"Aww...he's got his father's eyes....Hang on...Those really are his father's eyes!!"

Space Pioneer

Unsmiley face at the psychiatrist...

"Dopamine Casino. Gambling that makes you feel like gambling."

"You have got to want to change."

The glass is half full. - '' - 'The glass is half empty' - '' - 'Gah!! No clean glasses!!' - '' -

'I blame my parents, they never set me any standards worth rebelling against.'

"My self help book on self-esteem is not selling as well as I'd anticipated..!"

"Adolescence can be a very trying time, Mr. Alcorn."

"So far so good, Bill's reverse psychology was working: no contenders had challenged him..."

"Doctor, your client with the multiple personality disorder, is on lines one, two, three and four."

"You keep everything bottled up inside."

"Do you feel you were loved as a tadpole?"

'This definitely calls for group therapy.'

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