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"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

'Look, you can only do so much!'

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

Pavlov's Puppy

"...Wow, if Malcolm Gladwell is right, we need to get a cat who's a Virgo ASAP!"

Blok drives by New York City.

"This may be Malcolm Gladwell talking, but we were married on the wrong day!"

Free-Floating Anxiety

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

'...and when the wolves moved house I was adopted by beetles.'

'It's psychological I know, but it makes me feel warmer...'

Pavlov's Cat

Regardless children just want to fit in.

"My brother is always trying to one-up me. As soon as I was diagnosed with bipolar disorder he said he had tripolar disorder."

Unsmiley face at the psychiatrist...

PSYCHIATRIC CLINIC, 'You know what I dread? -- March madness!'

Chuck didn't care what his therapist said; that is not where he left his dummy.

"Dopamine Casino. Gambling that makes you feel like gambling."

"Aww...he's got his father's eyes....Hang on...Those really are his father's eyes!!"

"Tom, let's explore why you feel Andrea's inability to understand 'icing the puck' is passive-aggressive."

Space Pioneer

Mummy Shrink.

"You have got to want to change."

The glass is half full. - '' - 'The glass is half empty' - '' - 'Gah!! No clean glasses!!' - '' -

'I blame my parents, they never set me any standards worth rebelling against.'

"Enough already! You’re depressing me!"

"Do you feel you were loved as a tadpole?"

"You keep everything bottled up inside."

"Doctor, your client with the multiple personality disorder, is on lines one, two, three and four."

'This definitely calls for group therapy.'

"Adolescence can be a very trying time, Mr. Alcorn."

"So far so good, Bill's reverse psychology was working: no contenders had challenged him..."

Receptionist to patient about psychiatrist: 'Dr. Zwecklos canceled all his appointments for this week - he went off the deep end again.'