Eco-narrative Supporter Gifts

'I admire your floatibility.'

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

Deforestation.

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

The Environmentalist

Nature versus commerce.

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

View to the Future

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

"It's called 'semelparity' darling. The salmon spawn then die, so we just need to wait at the spawning grounds to get an easy feed. It's all about sustainability."

"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."

The original paperless office

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

"Global warming, income inequalities, protests and COVID-19. Get up and do something! Help out already, now!!!"

"Not to mention the park view."

"People! When you poison the last river, cut down the last tree - then you will understand that you cannot eat money."

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

The following wildlife film is sponsored in part by a grant from...Mother Nature Foundation.

'You must be really into recycling. Mommy says you're always talking trash.'

'You're still keen on organic gardening then!'

"We sing her to sleep with songs about recycling."

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

'It's funny really - when your father's home he hardly ever says a word!'

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

"Who ordered the bravest tuna on all the seven seas, anointed with the spice of faraway lands, on wheat toast?"

After his first day, Lester, the new accountant for Acme Solar, Wind & Biomass Energy, Corp., realized he had become a green bean counter.

"I say we settle around here, there's no chemical aftertaste to the soil: Must be an organic farmer..."

'Well, migration is just a change of scenery really, as all our friends and family come too...'

Two 'superheros' show the discrepancy in toilet paper production.

Ignoring Climate Change