Eco-friendly Shoe Collector Gifts

Grub-skewer sandals.

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

A women in a shoeshop.

"They're comfortable."

He won't sit, but he heels well.

'I got tired of wet feet all the time.'

"And now. . . which shoes?"

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

Robot Jogger

'Sorry sir,but we can't just take your word that the boots leak'

Mister Pretty Shoes

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

"Do you do much walking?"

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

Shoes Make The Man

"Do you smell something?"

"Would you like to try them out?"

'I want a refund. They only shuffle.'

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

'She's on the trail of a pair of Jimmy Choo's.'

'Best to keep downwind.'

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Dog wearing his master's shoes.

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

'I think they make my feet look too small.'

A man in bathrobe smoking a pipe sits in an armchair as a dog delivers endless pairs of shoes and boots to him.

'A mind is a terrible thing to make up.'

'We live in a designer trainer.'

A Father Clown marking the growth progress of his son's shoe size.

"Doctor Scholl and Mr. Hyde."

'Yes, I'm proud to say all my kids went into boot camp as soon as they left home.'

"There's nothing like new carpeting to freshen up a place, I say."

"If they're already killing you, you know they're the right fit."

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