Eco-friendly Grocery Hero Prints

'You could help save the environment by eating it all here.'

"Good For You / Bad For You"

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

"I love you too, big guy."

Child protects planet with umbrella.

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

See you at the farmers market!

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

'Mom says I can become an eviromedalist as soon as I learn how to pronounce it.'

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

'Our health-care system - eat organically.'

"All our donuts are hand fried in what will eventually become biofuel."

"I can see our house from here."

"I can't hurry when ordering. There's a lot of ecological geopolitics involved here."

Recycling bottle bank.

"Geoffrey's seasonal. I'm regional."

Vegetarian Nightmare.

'Fish has mercury, meat has e-coli, veggies have pesticides, desserts cause obesity...so we'll have the health-concious nothing for dinner' special.'

Eat Locally - All Roadkill From 8-Mile Radius

'I'm writing a vegetarian cook book.'

"Our vegan dishes are the same as what cows eat: Nitrates, Pesticides, Ammonia, Antibiotics..."

Grocery Shopping

Supermarket Aisles: 'Good for the Environment' and 'Couldn't give a flying F@$#! about the environment!'

The Authentic Christmas.

"Secondhand books, reheated coffee"

'Would you like that organic, locally grown, carbon neutral, fair trade, trans fat-free, sugar-free, gluten-free and peanut-free?'

"Sorry, Martin, but because you're the weakest link in our food chain here, you're fired."

'Could I have the traditional Christmas dinner but without meat or dairy and could guarantee it's organic and GM free.'

O'Malley's Pub. Special: Cloned Beef and Cabbage. Is nothing sacred anymore?

"The insect menu is very popular nowadays."

Cage-free eggs.

'No - we really don't cater for vegans, even our salad dressing is made from sperm oil!'