Eco-friendly Foodie Prints

"It's the new EPA mandated BBQ grill."

'This one is one hundred percent organic.'

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

The Authentic Christmas.

Free Range Tofurkey.

What's not to like? They're cheap, tasty adn don't destroy the Rain Forest.

Recycling bottle bank.

What the hell?!

'You want to become a vegan?... Well okay, but you do realise there'll be nothing lower than you on the food chain?'

'Due to global warming the Baked Alaska has been replaced by Thawed Alaska.'

"I can only protest capitalism until noon. My mom said Whole Foods was out of GF bread and vegan cheese so she didn't pack my lunch."

Please give! Buying organic food doesn't come cheap.

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

"We're odd looking but just as good."

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

Civilized Salmon

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

"All our donuts are hand fried in what will eventually become biofuel."

Stuffing the turkey.

"I can't hurry when ordering. There's a lot of ecological geopolitics involved here."

Vegetarian Nightmare.

"Geoffrey's seasonal. I'm regional."

'Fish has mercury, meat has e-coli, veggies have pesticides, desserts cause obesity...so we'll have the health-concious nothing for dinner' special.'

Eat Locally - All Roadkill From 8-Mile Radius

'I'm writing a vegetarian cook book.'

"Nothing is organic, local or sustainable. Now, can we get started?"

"Our vegan dishes are the same as what cows eat: Nitrates, Pesticides, Ammonia, Antibiotics..."

Peas on Earth.

'We like to keep our supply chain short.'

'Would you like that organic, locally grown, carbon neutral, fair trade, trans fat-free, sugar-free, gluten-free and peanut-free?'

"Yes, I'm sure some child in Brussels won't starve if you eat his sprouts."

'Would you folks care for some fresh maple syrup on your pancakes?'