Eco-friendly Grocery Hero Mugs

'You could help save the environment by eating it all here.'

"Good For You / Bad For You"

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

Child protects planet with umbrella.

"I love you too, big guy."

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

See you at the farmers market!

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

'Mom says I can become an eviromedalist as soon as I learn how to pronounce it.'

'Our health-care system - eat organically.'

"All our donuts are hand fried in what will eventually become biofuel."

"I can't hurry when ordering. There's a lot of ecological geopolitics involved here."

Vegetarian Nightmare.

Recycling bottle bank.

"Geoffrey's seasonal. I'm regional."

'Fish has mercury, meat has e-coli, veggies have pesticides, desserts cause obesity...so we'll have the health-concious nothing for dinner' special.'

Eat Locally - All Roadkill From 8-Mile Radius

'I'm writing a vegetarian cook book.'

"Our vegan dishes are the same as what cows eat: Nitrates, Pesticides, Ammonia, Antibiotics..."

The Authentic Christmas.

Supermarket Aisles: 'Good for the Environment' and 'Couldn't give a flying F@$#! about the environment!'

Grocery Shopping

'Would you like that organic, locally grown, carbon neutral, fair trade, trans fat-free, sugar-free, gluten-free and peanut-free?'

"Secondhand books, reheated coffee"

"The insect menu is very popular nowadays."

Cage-free eggs.

"Strictly organic ingredients section or Russian roulette with genetically modified foods section?"

"I'm getting subtle hints of chlorophyll."

'Could I have the traditional Christmas dinner but without meat or dairy and could guarantee it's organic and GM free.'

Apples...37 Spinach...43 Peaches...51