Eco-friendly Dater T-Shirts

'I have to ask you this before I say yes to a date - you don't contribute to global warming very often, do you?'

No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.

"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

"On second thought, just give me the ham and forget the roast beef."

"This is never going to work—you're a tree!"

Recycled passion.

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'

"We need to improve our environmental credentials, tell everyone on the rigs to start using recyclable cups."

"It's not easy being green…"

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year 2019

Where Pleather Comes From

"Quite frankly, I don't know why I'm here. I never hired a personal trainer."

SOS of Garbage

'Did anyone ever tell you that you look lovely under the glow of these energy saver lights?'

"What a coincidence, this letter complaining about our paper mill polluting the river is written on notepaper printed there...."

Randall shows his support of the tiny house movement...

'Honey, could you turn the water on?'

The Easter Bilby

"I don't feel so much endangered as I do under funded."

'Anybody else would appreciate a handsome, personable bird picking bugs off his back, but nooo, not you!'

"Valentine's Day"

"A Clif Bar wrapper? That's why you dragged me up here?!"

Ah, so this is what water looks like in the wild.

No date for the prom, green girl? If you ever grow up, nerd boy

Flying Rhino

Energy Firm Conference

"But is it Organic?"

"This weather changes in a heart-beat! I moved here last year and am never sure how to dress!"

Penguin hands over oil polluted world to sons...

"Are you sure? Hot sex is a leading cause of global warming??"

'Guzzle - guzzle - guzzle!' (hippy to big car driver).

Deforestation.

'With petrol prices so high these days, Master is riding his bicycle a lot: Not many car rides for us...'

Relax, it's fake fur.