Eco-friendly Dater Mugs

'I have to ask you this before I say yes to a date - you don't contribute to global warming very often, do you?'

No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.

"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"

"On second thought, just give me the ham and forget the roast beef."

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

"This is never going to work—you're a tree!"

Recycled passion.

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'

"It's not easy being green…"

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year 2019

"We need to improve our environmental credentials, tell everyone on the rigs to start using recyclable cups."

SOS of Garbage

'Did anyone ever tell you that you look lovely under the glow of these energy saver lights?'

"Quite frankly, I don't know why I'm here. I never hired a personal trainer."

"What a coincidence, this letter complaining about our paper mill polluting the river is written on notepaper printed there...."

'Honey, could you turn the water on?'

Randall shows his support of the tiny house movement...

"I don't feel so much endangered as I do under funded."

The Easter Bilby

'Anybody else would appreciate a handsome, personable bird picking bugs off his back, but nooo, not you!'

"But is it Organic?"

Flying Rhino

"This weather changes in a heart-beat! I moved here last year and am never sure how to dress!"

Energy Firm Conference

"Valentine's Day"

"A Clif Bar wrapper? That's why you dragged me up here?!"

Penguin hands over oil polluted world to sons...

"Are you sure? Hot sex is a leading cause of global warming??"

Deforestation.

'Guzzle - guzzle - guzzle!' (hippy to big car driver).

'With petrol prices so high these days, Master is riding his bicycle a lot: Not many car rides for us...'

IUCN Pronouns