Eco-friendly Beauty Lovers T-Shirts

Animal exploitation - cosmetics manufactured using animal byproducts.

Nature versus commerce.

But is it organic?

Have you got your make up on yet?

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'

"We need to improve our environmental credentials, tell everyone on the rigs to start using recyclable cups."

'Muriel makes all her own clothes out of junk mail.'

'Yes, the wood on this pencil is from a renewable source.'

'... so I decided to make us all fabulous new outfits from the Guardian environment supplement!'

"Valentine's Day"

"This weather changes in a heart-beat! I moved here last year and am never sure how to dress!"

Flower growing out of a face mask

'Everything here is organic, free range, naturally produced, locally sourced, pesticide free, minimally packaged and fairly traded - and yet, ironically, I am a complete bastard.'

"It's powered by clean hydroelectricity from Norwegian fjords and built from 100% recycled shopping bags. We call it the Smugmobile!"

"I want a natural birth, no make-up, no lip gloss, no..."

'No wrinkles or botox for me: I naturally change my skin every so often...'

Lily Costume

"Just a little off the top and shape the back."

"Are you sure? Hot sex is a leading cause of global warming??"

"Did you throw away this tabletop?"

Conspicuous Nonconsumption.

'I want a smaller carrot.'

'It's nice when people give Christmas presents that you appreciate.'

Botox pump outside a cosmetology clinic.

"It's made of all-natural materials, but needs a little wedding on occasion!"

'No dear, don't worry. It isn't recycled from old toilet tissue.'

'We use no preservatives. Everything is guaranteed to rot in three days.'

'We've reduced the carbon footprint of this model to a size 5 with stiletto heels.'

'Muriel makes all her own clothes out of junk mail.'