Eco-embracer Gifts

"You had me at alternative milk."

The Environmentalist

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

Coexist. Coexhaust.

"Tell me again, Grandpa, about how you let your freak flag fly."

The most fabulous Gran in the world.

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

Building Site - Life Jackets must be worn.

"Not to mention the park view."

The following wildlife film is sponsored in part by a grant from...Mother Nature Foundation.

'But Honey, if we have kids, we won't be endangered anymore: We will lose all the social benefits and attention...'

Pandora's boxes

'Mum, why are we called seagulls?'

"I live for the moment. That moment just happens to be in the indefinite future."

After his first day, Lester, the new accountant for Acme Solar, Wind & Biomass Energy, Corp., realized he had become a green bean counter.

Congratulations!

'Go on - they're organic!'

"Yahoo! We struck earthfriendly oil."

"Make photocopies of this memo, informing staff to reduce the use of paper and distribute it to all of our staff."

"You did order the chemical-free insecticide."

"We're doing our best to meet the demand for ethanol."

"Why pay for a tree in November when you can get one off the side of the road in January for free?"

"Woo-hoo!"

No tree hugging.

"We wanted to replicate their natural habitat, so we built a housing estate."

The End of the World is Nigh - man with placard

Biodegradable helium balloons.

"My new year resolutions were to continue eating, drinking, smoking and gambling...and I've stuck to all of them!"

"I've applied the Paper Reduction Act to my resume."

Save the earth/Make Money.

Grocery Store - Warning: Contents may be hazardous to your health

Climate Crisis