Eco-conscious Snoozer T-Shirts

Conserve Energy

Monkey-artist

Modern kite for wind energy.

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"

Sheep Ledger

Noisy energy?

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

"Now that we're into spring, we want to warn you that spring fever can be contagious..."

Solar Plant

"On second thought, just give me the ham and forget the roast beef."

'These spare Christmas decorations make perfect bird scarers.'

Dr B orge tests his new cow-fart ozone depletion meter.

'The early bird can have the worm as far as I'm concerned -- I'd rather sleep in and then go to McDonald's.'

'The early bird can have the worm as far as I'm concerned -- I'd rather sleep in and then go to McDonald's.'

"Professor Van Winkle, the university has instituted Reevaluation of Tenure, time to wake up."

'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'

"If you don't wake up and get to work, I'm going to call your mom."

"It's not easy being green…"

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year 2019

'Not today,son-not on Fathers' Day!'

Tree with Drain Pipe

'Styrofoam.'

"In other news, oil and gas prices became irrelevant today when scientists announced that pretty much anything can run on caffeine."

Gone to seed.

SOS of Garbage

"What do you have that's bigger than 'king'?"

"Baldo, time to get up! It's the first day of school!"

Rapunzel tries to go Off-Grid.

Computing in the Cloud

"You're lucky you don't like worms. You get to sleep in."

'Yes, this is the most direct offsetting of carbon emissions I've seen.'

'Ed's always been a bit of a dreamer.'

"Quite frankly, I don't know why I'm here. I never hired a personal trainer."